Convocation: The Struggle of a Slay Queen

I had about 2 weeks notice thus the planning begun. What to wear? To beat my face or not? Should I use one of my heels or get a new one? I was edging towards not beating my face mostly because of the weather and I perspire a lot besides having an oily skin but my sister threatened to disown me, so I was left with no other choice.

Comebacks are More Refreshing than New Socks.

Hey there, What’s popping? How una dey? (See me forming pidgin guru, I can only hold a struggling-conversation in pidgin when trying to purchase something in the market *covers face*). It’s been a bit yeah? (*winks*)